Google Adwords P1500 Give Away

After posting my infamous(lol) 3 digit adsense earning, I just received a Free Google Adwords voucher.

Basically Google Adwords will help you to list your business on google and other advertising network once googlers search for a certain keywords.

From Ph1l1p

Steps on how to start you camaign using google adwords.

From Ph1l1p

Yo Charice!!!

Everybody was excited and happy on how Charice performed on Glee. Yes. But my post wasn't about her act on Glee. I'm letting the experts on entertainment to do that. Besides, I'm not avid fan of Glee, I only read them over the net. -> (Poser) LOL

My real post was to apologize if you getting problems on my site. I'm fixing it. If you encounter technical problems while accessing my site please leave a comment below or get in touch with me using the contact page. But if you have personal problem with me, that would be a real problem, I'll buy you a drink and let's talk about it.


Back on Charice, I'll leave this video of Charice singing Telephone.


Certified "POSER" - LOL

My (not) 3 digit adsense earnings

Take a look on my adsense earnings as of today. It reaches 3 digits



My 3 digit adsense earnings from my sites and previous sites which have been deleted including cents. I started this blog from March of 2010. Way to go, I should go full-time. LOL

Pinoy Knock Knock Jokes 6

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52. Lesbians. So lesbians, lesbians for love. Lesbians, lesbians tonight!
53. I’m a friend. I’m a friend to fly. and I don’t know why?
54. Korina - Mar Roxas. Oooh~ ooh~ Korina-Mar Roxas.
55. MOA. Girl you know MOAAA, girl you know MOAAA. (birthday sex)
56. Thesis. Thesis the moment, my final test.
57. Cheesy palaman sa tasty. No he can’t read my poker face (cheesy-palaman-sa-tasty). popopoker face popopoker face.
58. New Zealand. New Zealand ka sa mundong ito. Laking tuwa ng magulang mo.
59. Knock knock. Knock knockaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura?
60. Canada. Nakaligo Canada sa dagat ng basura? (OMFVillar! WTF! LSS!)
61. Joana. I joana close my eyes! I joanna fall asleep.
62. Pussy Cat. Mag-pussycat! mag-pussycat. Dito sa showtime lahat tayo pussycat!

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NBA Live 2011 - MJ's Greatest Moment

Watch how NBA players debate on MJ Greatest Moment collection included on NBA Live 2011.


Great show. My greatest MJ Greatest moment? I'll go with the MJ's shot over Ehlo. What's yours?

Update: NBA Live 2011 will be available at stores on October 15, 2010.

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42. Tuna Pie. Tuna pie, tuna limit, tuna wall~ for a chance to be with you i’d rather risk it all. Tuna pie, tuna fever come what may! ~
43. China. Chinaaa~ ika’y muling makita ko. Damhin ang tibok ng puso mo.
44. Buko Shake. Voulez buko shake avec moi ce soir. Voulez buko shake avec moi ye ye ye ye.
45. Mighty Mouse. Mighty mouse outside Chicago. Can’t stop driving I don’t know why~
46. Brunei. May nagmamahal, aakay sa’yo. Aking Brunei ikaw ang nagbigay ng buhay kooo~
47. What can be? What can be? bitiw bigla. What can be? bitiw bigla. Higpitan lang ang yong kapit..
48. Coca Cola. Coca cola na lang sana ang iyong minahal, di ka na muling mag-iisa.
49. We were Aswang. We were aswang babe. For a moment in time.
50. Little Manuel. I’m not crazy, I’m just a little manuel. I know, right know you can’t tell.
51. Abby. Abby loving you~ forever! Deep inside my heart its you. Forever.


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31. The Hill and Cow. The hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko. Ikaw ang nasa isip ko.
32. Honda. Honda first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me.
33. Honda ulit! Honda wings of love! Up and above the clouds the only way to fly, is Honda Wings of Love.
34. Pacquiao. But it’s over now. Come on and take Pacquiaooo.
35. Lasengga. All lasengga ladies. All lasengga ladies. Put your hands up!
36. Twenty-one. 7 + 7 + 7.. Twenty-one.. 7 x 7 x 7, yan ang hindi ko alam!
37. BDO. Watch me on your BDO Phone. BDO phone.
38. Dina Bonnevie, Gary V. Dina Bonnevie my lover, Gary V with my friends.
39. Lactum. I Lactum move it move it!
40. Pulis may wang-wang. Pulis may wang-wang-wang! Shorty fire burning on the dance floor. Ooh~

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21. Para, Mamang Taxi. I’m your biggest fan, I’ll follow you until you love me. Para, mamang taxi.
22. Nido Gatas. I Nido boo, gatas see you boo.. and the hearts all over the world tonight. said the hearts all over the world tonight.
23. I-autoload mo ako. How much? Magkano? Nothing’s gonna change my love for you, i-autoload mo ko. how much? magkano?
24. Soon to Open: Pan de Manila. Uno, dos, tres, soon to open Pan de Manila.
25. Pritong Saba, Pritong Mani, Sinigang, Kare-kare. Pritong saba, pritong mani, sinigang, kare-kare. Hallelu— Hallelujah.
26. Tagabitbit Putobumbong. Tagabitbit. Tagabitbit. Tagabet bet bet bet bet. Putobumbong. putobumbong. Putobumbong.
27. Kabag Again. Now i’m speechless, over the edge of this breathless. I never thought that I would catch this, the kabag again.
28. Melon, Kangkong, Mais, Gulaman, Talong. Melon kangkang mais gulaman. Maari bang mag-talong?
29. Medicine. Bayang magiliw.. medi-cine.
30. Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa. Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa. (intro - always be my baby - mariah)

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11. Phone na Nokia. Phone na Nokia, di sinasadya. Di kayang magtapat ang puso ko.
12. Kamuning. Kamuning get me, get me, get me. Baby i’m yours. Kaamuning get me.
13. Russian Patay. Wise men say, only fools Russian, patay can’t help, fallin in love with you.
14. Terminal. Terminal..every now and then i get a little bit lonely..
15. Alfred. Alfred my wings and i learned how to fly..
16. Bumili ng bagong folding bed. Bumili ng bagong folding bed (mad at you).
17. Pikachu. No, I don’t wanna go to bed (pikachu).
18. Fire, apoy. If fire apoy, I think I could understand.
19. River boat. River boat young when I first saw you. I close my eyes.
20. Lady Gaga. Kung Lady Gaga ka.. sa piling ng iba..

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1. Cashew Nut. Don’t tell me you’re sorry Cashew Nut. ~
2. Ginabing Kokey. Just dance, ginabing kokey. Dadoodoom.
3. Come back to me. Come back to me bok ang puso. Wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito.
4. Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato. New York..kangkong, kangkong, greenwich, tomato. Now you’re in New York! New York!
5. Sinigang. Sinigaaang! Sandal ka lang. At wag mong pipigilan.~
6. Solusyon. Solusyon, sa Visayas, at sa Mindanao!
7. Civil War. Civil war ang tunay na mahirap. Civil war ang tunay na may malasakit.
8. Inday. Indaaaaaay will always love you.
9. Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne yooou forever. Deep inside my heart it’s yooou forever.
10. Ay Dyusko! Ay dyusko to say I love you, Ay dyusko to say how much I care.

7-Eleven Phils Facebook Promo

Do you have a facebook and do you want to own(win) Yamaha MIO Sporty? Then join this contest

GENERAL MECHANICS:

1. This promo is open to all Philippine residents with a Facebook account.
2. Using a Facebook Account, become a Fan of 7-Eleven Philippines.
3. Download the promo picture from the wall of 7-Eleven Philippines.
4. Upload the promo picture on the wall of 7-Eleven Philippines.
5. Tag at least fifteen (15 friends) in the photo. (There should be at least 15 friends tagged on the picture through the duration of the promo. If the drawn entry has less than 15 friends tagged, it will be considered invalid.)
6. Only one (1) entry per account is allowed.
7. Deadline of submission of entries is on 21 Sept at 11:59 midnight.
8. Prizes at stake is one (1) unit YAMAHA MIO SPORTY Automatic.
9. Grand Draw will be held on 22 September, 3PM at the Philippine Seven Corporation’s promo agency, Global Procurement Inc (GPI) office located at Unit 2402 88 Corporate Center, Valero cor. Sedeno Streets, Salcedo Village, Makati. The draw will be witnessed by a DTI representative.
10. Winner will be notified through Facebook via the 7-Eleven Fan Page Account, thru Facebook private message, by phone and via registered mail.
11. To claim prize, winner must present letter of notification from Philippine Seven Corporation agency, GPI, together with two (2) valid IDs IDs (IDs with picture on it): Passport, Driver’s License, SSS or GSIS ID, Postal ID, Voter’s ID, NBI Clearance or Company ID.
12. Prize can be claimed at Yamaha Y-Zone - Block 8 Lot 8 ADB Avenue Corner Opal Road, San Antonio, Ortigas Center, Pasig City. For provincial winners, it claiming can be arranged to take place at the nearest Yamaha dealer store.
13. Claiming period is sixty (60) days after receipt of notification. Prize unclaimed after this claiming period will be forfeited in favor of Philippine Seven Corporation with prior approval of DTI.
14. Prize are transferable but not convertible to cash.
15. Prize is tax-free.
16. Employees of Philippine Seven Corporation, Pepsi-Cola Products Philippines, Inc., PepsiCo International, Global Procurement, Inc., its agencies and participating outlets including their relatives up to second degree of affinity and consanguinity are disqualified from joining this promo. All winners’ identities are subject to verification.
17. Promo runs from September 12 to September 21, 2010.18.

Per DTI-NCR Permit # 4637. Series of 2010.

Complete details here.

7 Eleven Facebook Promo

Do you have a facebook and do you want to own(win) Yamaha MIO Sporty? Then join this contest

GENERAL MECHANICS:

1. This promo is open to all Philippine residents with a Facebook account.
2. Using a Facebook Account, become a Fan of 7-Eleven Philippines.
3. Download the promo picture from the wall of 7-Eleven Philippines.
4. Upload the promo picture on the wall of 7-Eleven Philippines.
5. Tag at least fifteen (15 friends) in the photo. (There should be at least 15 friends tagged on the picture through the duration of the promo. If the drawn entry has less than 15 friends tagged, it will be considered invalid.)
6. Only one (1) entry per account is allowed.
7. Deadline of submission of entries is on 21 Sept at 11:59 midnight.
8. Prizes at stake is one (1) unit YAMAHA MIO SPORTY Automatic.
9. Grand Draw will be held on 22 September, 3PM at the Philippine Seven Corporation’s promo agency, Global Procurement Inc (GPI) office located at Unit 2402 88 Corporate Center, Valero cor. Sedeno Streets, Salcedo Village, Makati. The draw will be witnessed by a DTI representative.
10. Winner will be notified through Facebook via the 7-Eleven Fan Page Account, thru Facebook private message, by phone and via registered mail.
11. To claim prize, winner must present letter of notification from Philippine Seven Corporation agency, GPI, together with two (2) valid IDs IDs (IDs with picture on it): Passport, Driver’s License, SSS or GSIS ID, Postal ID, Voter’s ID, NBI Clearance or Company ID.
12. Prize can be claimed at Yamaha Y-Zone - Block 8 Lot 8 ADB Avenue Corner Opal Road, San Antonio, Ortigas Center, Pasig City. For provincial winners, it claiming can be arranged to take place at the nearest Yamaha dealer store.
13. Claiming period is sixty (60) days after receipt of notification. Prize unclaimed after this claiming period will be forfeited in favor of Philippine Seven Corporation with prior approval of DTI.
14. Prize are transferable but not convertible to cash.
15. Prize is tax-free.
16. Employees of Philippine Seven Corporation, Pepsi-Cola Products Philippines, Inc., PepsiCo International, Global Procurement, Inc., its agencies and participating outlets including their relatives up to second degree of affinity and consanguinity are disqualified from joining this promo. All winners’ identities are subject to verification.
17. Promo runs from September 12 to September 21, 2010.18.

Per DTI-NCR Permit # 4637. Series of 2010.

Link Love and Exchanging Links

If you own a site or you are a blogger you probably heard of these to terms Link love and Exchanging links. Although they were both used to acquired incoming links, they're different on how you get it.

Link love was the "automatic" creation link of some else' blog on your site. Whether you mention it on your post or putting them in your blogroll/blog list because you found the site very helpful or it was your friend's blog or simply it was me who you found very interesting lol :D . While in exchanging links it has to be reciprocal, where x site should appear in y site and vice-versa. But I prefer the link love because it was natural. But I'm not afraid to do link begging for an exchange link.


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You Don't Sorry for saying the Truth

Here's Floyd Money Mayweather Jr. video apologizing after his video rant on Manny Pacquaio.

Mayweather takes it on Pacquiao. Have you heard this?

We all knew that Manny Pacquiao sets to meet Antonio Margarito in ring. So here's a video of Floyd "Money" Mayweather bashing of Manny "Pacman" Pacquiao.

Notable Comments from the video.
He calls Manny Pacquiao a midget - He's a Filipino, 5'6 in height were pretty normal in the Philippines.
He wanted to cook Manny Pacquiao Sushi and Rice - In the Philippines, adobo was our most cooked dish not sushi go to Japan.
He wanted to cook Manny Pacquiao Sushi and Rice from cats and dogs - Again, in the Philippines, adobo was our most cooked dish not sushi go to Japan. Lastly Siopao was rumored to be made from cats and dogs not Sushi.
He's making fun of Manny Pacquiao English - Look who's talking eh?

Floyd sounded like a cracker. Floyd should listen to his President Obama that black should aspire more than being a player or rapper.

P.S.
I'd rather be brown and a champ than undisputed black and a champ but a cracker.