Pinoy Knock-knock Jokes

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1. Cashew Nut. Don’t tell me you’re sorry Cashew Nut. ~
2. Ginabing Kokey. Just dance, ginabing kokey. Dadoodoom.
3. Come back to me. Come back to me bok ang puso. Wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito.
4. Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato. New York..kangkong, kangkong, greenwich, tomato. Now you’re in New York! New York!
5. Sinigang. Sinigaaang! Sandal ka lang. At wag mong pipigilan.~
6. Solusyon. Solusyon, sa Visayas, at sa Mindanao!
7. Civil War. Civil war ang tunay na mahirap. Civil war ang tunay na may malasakit.
8. Inday. Indaaaaaay will always love you.
9. Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne yooou forever. Deep inside my heart it’s yooou forever.
10. Ay Dyusko! Ay dyusko to say I love you, Ay dyusko to say how much I care.